This Week on Drugs

Here are some of the more absurd entries in The Stranger’s This Week on Drugs:

Bad Medicine: DEA inaugurates 2005 meth law by busting man who bought seven boxes of Bronkaid.

Rough Rider: Woman gets DUI riding a horse.

Smooth Rider: Zamboni driver skates by DUI on thin ice.

Dairy Vows: Quit smoking.

Buds Bunny: Stuffed.

Interest Party: Guy nailed after applying for loan to buy crack.

Keith Richards: Not snorting family lines after all.