Bad Medicine: DEA inaugurates 2005 meth law by busting man who bought seven boxes of Bronkaid.
Rough Rider: Woman gets DUI riding a horse.
Smooth Rider: Zamboni driver skates by DUI on thin ice.
Dairy Vows: Quit smoking.
Buds Bunny: Stuffed.
Interest Party: Guy nailed after applying for loan to buy crack.
Keith Richards: Not snorting family lines after all.